Scouse For Dummies

In light of all students descending back into Liverpool like a scene out of the Walking Dead (hide the pot noodles, they're coming!) we thought we'd put together the life saving guide to all things Scouse with our Scouse Dictionary.

My head's proper mashed here lid...
My mental health is currently slightly below par my good fellow

I'm Made Up
I'm feeling joyous

Meff Someone of questionable taste and cleanliness

Bevvy Drink (Beverage)

Jibbed
To conclude prematurely

Go ed
Please, do continue

Boss
Above average

Swerve that
Avoid

Yer Mar I wish to continue this discussion but have no verifiable content to offer

Cob On
Frustrated......i.e. He's got a cob on

Gegging In
The ultimate act of intrusion, becoming part of something which does not concern you

Me kecks
My trousers.....try not to get scared in the menswear department if someone compliments your kecks.

Devoed
This is utterly devastating

Scran
Food
We hope this has opened your eyes to the world of scouse, there's plenty more to come trust us! We'll be at the LJMU Freshers Fayre next week, we can't wait to meet you all.
CHUCKLE TUESDAY CHOICE
Of course it has to be Billy! Take a look at local legend Billy and his take on scouse lingo