Top Ten Terribl....y Funny Dad Jokes


Everyone loves a good dad joke right? Well in light of the Edinburgh Fringe best joke announcement we thought we'd take a look at our top ten terrible Dad titters. So without furtherado let the terrible comedy commence:

1. What's orange and sounds like a Parrot?

A carrot!

2. I would tell you a joke about Pizza....

But it's a little cheesy

3. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

4. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

5. What's brown and sticky?

A stick

6. What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller

7. I would avoid sushi if I was you

It's a little fishy

8. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.